whitelacerose: what every bedside table needs: a giant pregnant vagina

whitelacerose:

what every bedside table needs: a giant pregnant vagina

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

cnnbreakingofficial:

ya drugs are cool but so is jesus our lord and savior

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

Fuck you Carl Levin. That was a forum for discussion, however, you made it into an arena for you to stand on your soapbox and spew shit out of your mouth. Do you not understand that their policy with Ireland has been in place for thirty years? 

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

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